Crank Yanker Theme Song lyrics

Come one, come all
Cause we're havin' a ball
We're just makin' some calls to strangers.

Come one, come all
You can say what you want
And they'll never know if you're deranged or what

But it doesn't really matter
No, it doesn't really matter
Cause we'll all be doubled over with laughter
At the expense of others
Maybe even your mother
Won't you join the Crank Yankers tonight?