Bodyguard <br>(featuring Obie Trice & Dr. Dre) lyrics

Dre:
Yea, yo lets bring it.

Eminem [Chorus]:
Whatcha gonna do when sh*t hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man
Will you be as hard as you say you are
Are you gonna run and go get your bodyguard
I said whatcha gonna do when sh*t hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man
Show us youre as hard as you say you are
Are you gonna run and go get your bodyguard

Dre [Verse1]
N*ggas is so gangsta, n*ggas is thugs
n*ggas'll spend they whole life pedling drugs
slanging dope, in hopes
of one day being able to own their own label
and give the game up
some n*ggas came up
some just didn't
its just the way is
if it aint minute just (?)
some n*ggas'll get money
and pay n*ggas to back em
so they can act up
feel comfortable and rap tough
and thats ass backwards
cuz them n*ggas is just gonna keep coming back
and thats when extortion happens
its a struggle to get free
i know how that sh*t be
you give anything that look legitimately
but you gonna find if you do get in this industry
that its best to do bussiness with me then against me
n*ggas get behind mics and aint even MCs
n*ggas get on mtv just to diss me
this sh*t dont even piss me off
i'm laughing all the way to the bank
watching you saddle life in my bentley
you n*ggas aint even got a car
youre so far under my radar
i dont even know who the f*ck you are
i tell you to suck my d*ck while im pissing
i dont even listen to ya sh*t to know who the f*ck im dissing
and media just feeds into these feuds
trying to add fuel to the fire
this little n*gga ja rule talking about hes gonna slap me
n*gga please you gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees
i laugh at these magazines when they interview em
all they doing is making fake threats to us through em
ya pussy ya not pac i knew em
2pac was a real n*gga, you just a f*cking insult to him
its too bad, we had a fall out before he passed
because if he could he see this sh*t now, he'd be whoopin your ass
youre talkin to a pioneer who engineered this sh*t
for nineteen years who ya got in ya ear Ssssss
i aint even gotta say it, the fans know
quit trying to be tough n*gga, you look like an asshole

Eminem [Chorus]
What cha gonna do when sh*t hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man
Will you be as hard as you say you are
Are you gonna run and go get your bodyguard
I said what cha gonna do when sh*t hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man
Show us youre as hard as you say you are
Are you gonna run and go get your bodyguard

Obie Trice [Verse2]
They say why dont we increase the peace
the only piece to crease
is that which deletes ya peeps
cuz n*ggas run mouths but they dont want streets
till that 4-5 decease ya speech
ya its a shame how the beef'll creep
coulda reached a peak
now ya left with a horrible leap
i'm trying to be as bleep
with my speech as possible
just incase a n*gga try to throw me an obstacle
n*gga im not boxing you
i'm hospitable
i put you in a hospital thats how i get at you
let the doc op on you he dont rid you
you back on them streets
i send another hit at you
this is not a hypocritical issue
i will critical condition ya tissue
give a f*ck if ten of them (?) with you
i throw an extra ten of them missiles
turn gangstas into gentleman fickle
and ever since Eminem dissed you
i swear i see the woman and b*tch in you
all this bickering back and forth over who signs who
curtis pull ya skirt up ya got murdered
now take it like a man and shake it off DAMN
and quit tellin all these magazines ya plans
how you gonna slap up my man, ya fictious
n*gga we'll send stan to come murder ya b*tches

Eminem [Chorus]
What cha gonna do when sh*t hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man
Will you be as hard as you say you are
Are you gonna run and go get your bodyguard
I said what cha gonna do when sh*t hits the fan
Are you gonna stand and fight like a man
Show us youre as hard as you say you are
Are you gonna run and go get your bodyguard