WMD lyrics

i'm up in the lab working on my guns
dont be jealous cause you aint got one.....

So you wanna step to this.Think you can test me?
Pleasehomemade weaponry is my specialty.
I cook recipes in the kitchen with an apron
Ive got all types of weapons one for every occasion
I got shot gun with a shell catcher and a nightscope
with an aimbot I can hit the bulls-eye with my eyes closed
I've got a leather strapped deer antler tosser
a multi directional laser guided cancer causer
a solid gold AK with ruby studded facets
A wedding dress destroyer with ketchup packet stomp attachments
Don't make draw my fece-filled super soaker
Or my patented patchouli gun w/ hemp woven holster
You heard me... verse me... nobody's better
if I'm strapped with my rubber grip butter slick ligament shredder
or my GPS guided spring loaded chicken pox spreader
don't make me bust a cap from my dinosaur fossil launcher
with the tortoise shell ejector latch
seriously at best your wack
you need to check yer stats before you get hurt son
I'm coming with black widow piss up in a Squirt gun
I've got a rhino horn shooter and a manifold,
With 10 ton duel action hippopotamus catapults
An HIV injector gun with rapid re-loader
A gas powered poodle rocket slash leaf blower
A 3 ton machine gun, that shoots solid tree trunks
With a steel set of wheels that can eat speed bumps

Oh so you think that I'm playin I Invented the wheel
Along with high torque poison tipped testicle drills
a Black n Decker face sander slash cheddar chopper
Hand held Aluminum alloy anthrax letter launcher
I've got a Gatlin gun with fine precision diamond pistons
a milk missile with lactose intolerant guidance systems
Gamma ray grenades w/ radioactive shrapnel
A poison ivy rectal cannon- take that you asshole
You ain't a match for me ..but hell if you're tough
I'll draw my modified bazooka that shoots elephant tusks
Or perhaps youd like a taste of my titanium rifle?
That shoots rusty razors and lemon juice in ya eye fool!
Ive got Ebola virus misters in your sector
Droppin Bloody meat bombs equipped with vegan detectors
Honestly compared to me, your guns are pansy
Ive got hepatitis pistols that shoot A B and C.
I drive a 5 story tank with AV treads
With two spinning turrets that shoot severed baby heads
Im a mad scientist or maybe just a scientist that mad
And it sound like this when Im working in the lab

i'm up in the lab and i'm working on my guns
dont be jealous cause you aint got one.....