F Your Sister lyrics

by Stephen Lynch





I like my toast buttered
And I’ll take mine dry
I dig the Beatles
I’m a Stones kinda guy
I have fine taste
And I like things cheap
I wanna stay up all night
I just wanna sleep with your sister
What did you just say?
What?
You just said something-
I wanna sleep, alright here we go you ready?
No, I’m not ready,I love the sunshine, wait
And I wanna nail your sister
No, see, you just said it again,I like Julia Robert’s movies
I just wanna F the S out of your sister
And Mark you would rule,Hey, if you'd say it’s cool
It's not cool
I’d go pick her up at her junior high school
Yeah your sister, yeah
I wanna F your sister!
Wanna F her in the A!
And just C all over her chin!
Well I’d stick my fist in her V!
And then I’d move it around and then I’d move it to her A-hole!
It’d be so f-ing great!
I’d nail her!
Yeah! I wanna F your sister!
Stop it!
What?
I wanna make one thing clear
I do not like Julia Robert’s movies!